Why I hate television
Three words… “Ohhhhhh myyyyy goooooodd!!”
Yeah, have you ever seen a reality show? Yes, of course. You should know what I am talking about. I think they base the creation of these shows on the amount of times the contestant says this horrid phrase. I would rather they say ‘duh’ or ‘holy crap’ or ‘moo’ or even ‘weeeeee’.


December 25th, 2005 at 10:56 pm
own a big tv for a guy that hates tv
December 26th, 2005 at 12:46 am
True, but it is mainly for watching south park, family guy and pornography…
January 7th, 2006 at 3:10 am
I dont know, man, watching Vanilla Ice pick up the “Wachu Talkin Bout Willis” guy (whos still 4 feet tall, btw) and carry him around because hes too small to stop him, was like the funniest thing ive seen in a long time
Watching a fat Gary Busey (spelling?) dramatically spell out what he thinks P.O.W.E.R. stands for was pretty great too
Isnt Jackass a kind of reality TV? People are funny in rl
I say fuck scripted TV. Actors bother me anyway