Why I hate television

Three words… “Ohhhhhh myyyyy goooooodd!!”

Yeah, have you ever seen a reality show? Yes, of course. You should know what I am talking about. I think they base the creation of these shows on the amount of times the contestant says this horrid phrase. I would rather they say ‘duh’ or ‘holy crap’ or ‘moo’ or even ‘weeeeee’.

3 Responses to “Why I hate television”

  1. ikilledpondie Says:

    own a big tv for a guy that hates tv

  2. stagnant Says:

    True, but it is mainly for watching south park, family guy and pornography…

  3. dittonamed Says:

    I dont know, man, watching Vanilla Ice pick up the “Wachu Talkin Bout Willis” guy (whos still 4 feet tall, btw) and carry him around because hes too small to stop him, was like the funniest thing ive seen in a long time

    Watching a fat Gary Busey (spelling?) dramatically spell out what he thinks P.O.W.E.R. stands for was pretty great too

    Isnt Jackass a kind of reality TV? People are funny in rl

    I say fuck scripted TV. Actors bother me anyway

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