Lets all jump in
So I have been thinking how wonderful the world would be if every man woman and child (when old enough) would just drive a semi truck. Think about it. You have the safety of a big rig and a place to sleep at any time. Large families could use the trailer accessories to customize their own portable living space with all the amenities. Why worry about the cost to the environment when you get to look down at all the other people who can’t afford one. Just think about how good it feels when everyone turns their head up at the sky to see YOU in your very own big rig.
I think the Mormons should invest more time into this initiative since they could definitely use the free space the trailer would have to offer for their family. I hope with their money and support, we can begin a campaign to wipe out any puny cars left on the road, I mean, seriously, how wussy to drive a compact car. What are these people thinking? How can they raise their kids with the idea that a compact is an acceptable form of transportation. We won’t even get into the threat these pathetic little death traps pose to manlyhood as we know it.
All I am asking is that you take the time to picture a world where everyone has a tricked out semi of their own. A world where we are free of pussies and hybrids and we can haul all our stuff with us everywhere. Why even waste time on a Ford F350 dually when we can have the real thing. In such a world, we wouldn’t even have to tell people how much better we were than them, they would just know by watching us drive by.
