Pondie

Hard to imagine this being remotely successful but I applaud the attempt.

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Boss emailed this to us. Every kid needs one of these for his sandbox

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Correction…It appears Apple will be releasing Intel based PCs. Who knows if they will market an installable OS?
Windows could actually have some decent competition in the form of a Linux based operating system (OSX).
http://www.apple.com/pr/library/2005/jun/06intel.html

I have an idea. Lets take all of this freedom that we so deserve and do what we think is right with it. Lets be inconsiderate of our brothers and sisters and lets forget that other people exist in the world. Oh, except when we are driving around in our gigantic fucking Ford F250 with our support our troops magnet. Yeah, we only care about people when they care about us. But wait, when we drive our gigantic gas guzzling, environment destroying worthless piece of shit, NO ONE CARES. We must think that a loud muffler and big tires are somehow going to get us to a higher level of heaven, or at least more chicks.

Well, if a chick wants loud and big, she can just fuck right off. How about efficient and quiet. Isn’t that the most beautiful thing? Look at nature, folks. Over millions of years our bodies and those of animals have evolved and adapted to provide us with the most energy and life possible from the smallest and most obscure sources.

Sure, society has taken down this path to self destruction, but why is it so appealing? Wouldn’t furthering our race in this universe be more so? How about we stop worrying about ourselves and our insignificant little lives and look at the big picture. You want the meaning of life, well it is to live, fuckface. By living, I don’t mean for the now and the chicks, I mean for as long as we can to escape the wrath that is nature and physics and everything that ever existed.

That’s it. Lets reinstate the draft in America. Lets take every self loving, ignorant sack of shit kid that graduates from high school and march their ass to training camp. Lets teach them to appreciate their freedom by not having any for a while! Yeah that’s right, I’m yelling! Is your party buddy on the other line more important that some personability at the fucking checkout line? Is it that urgent that you need to talk RIGHT NOW? Don’t get me wrong, small talk is not my forte’. In fact it seems useless, but for some reason, maybe compassion or thoughtfulness, I am going to say hello, how are you, to the poor clerk that has to run the Stinker station all night for jack shit pay.

I know we all have our little purpose in life. Some people just aren’t cut out to be scientists or teachers and someone has to do the dirty work. Enjoy it while you can before some cunt in a Lexus runs you off the road into a telephone pole and extinguishes your puny little life all because her hair was not in place and her makeup was smudged and she had to look like a high class slut before she arrived at the martini bar only to get fucked in her drunk ass later that night.

GOD!